Act
1 scene ii
an airplane
lights up. MARC
and PASSENGER are seated. Behind them is SARAH. All are
unaware
Captain- [over the intercom] Unto
the attendant attention pay,
For your safety as we get underway.
Sarah-
[comes to the front for preflight]
The seat belt sign is
illuminated,
And such as the situation will be,
Bid of you
fasten your seat belts tightly.
aside
Passenger-
Man; I don’t like these puddle hopper flights:
More than any
other, they give me frights.
Marc-
They may not have been designed for comfort,
But they are the
shorter, safer legs.
Must
admit that I hate these flights too,
Though
it's not the flight that really gets me:
But the fact that they
oft carry me back
To the places I left long ago...
Oh, shit. I
do that flight attendant know!
Sarah-
Several exits exist for escape:
Upon this craft, front and to
either side
Will find such doors as do service this end.[sees
MARC and
smiles]
Pray, spy that to which you would closest
bend.
aside
Passenger- Seems to me she
recognizes you too.
God’s turned the hot seat on upon you.
Marc-
Yeah; great; an hour’s worth humiliation.
Behold you my joyous
excitation.
Sarah-
Fit the mask o’er nose and mouth, then secure,
Pull the elastic
bands to tighten full
And breath normally, as though all were
well.
Though the bag may not inflate, air dost flow.
Be sure to
mask yourself ere else bestow.
aside
Passenger-
Nay man, I don’t think you’ll have such troubles.
She
seems more amused than anything else.
I tell you young man, should
advantage take,
And with her some wild mile-high lovin’ make
Marc-
Think, old man, clumsy is not attractive,
And that the love felt
for such fools as I
Is that light kind of affection that’s
held
By all for simpletons the world over.
Her attention is
merely amusement
That fate has twice my feet ‘cross her path
sent.
Sarah-
Please turn off all portable devices.
We shall alert when such
electronics
As have been identified and approved
May be
activated, if you are so moved.
aside
Passenger-
You are a young fool, just look at her smile.
Clumsy you might
have been, but thinks your cute.
Have some courage boy: be
resolute.
Sarah-
Any questions we’ll answer with delight,
But for now, sit back
and enjoy the flight.
aside
Marc-
I do no think the matter’s so easy...
Passenger-
Some things are rather simple to change friend,
‘Pends alone
on your desire for that end.
Sarah-
Mister Coffee, I see you're flying with me;
I'll thank you now to
have little more care,
I don't have any more uni's to wear.
Marc-
My feet are the article of disgrace,
But being seated, should ease
you of fear;
I assure you that I shall remain here.
Sarah-
This is the final leg for us tonight,
So perhaps I'll accept your
offer
And join you for that drink after we land.
Marc-
It would be my pleasure to make amends.
My name’s Marcus,
or Marc
to my friends.
Sarah-
My name tag does my name as Sarah brand.
Wait for me in the
terminal when land. [she moves on]
Passenger-
Perhaps there’s more to you then meets the eye,
But you cannot,
that she likes you, deny.
blackout